50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

By Justin Racz

Tired of observing your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you are no longer domestic? whilst he's taking you again to his position, does his mom resolution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious number of those painfully wide-spread boyfriends, males we've got all had the misfortune to satisfy. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is fascinating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the condominium. Rounding out the record are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. is not revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the suitable Valentine's Day reward. listed below are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you will toast to being unmarried.

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And this guy can't dance. 46. Sensitive Tattoo Man You think you're getting a Harley-Davidson, but you end up with a Schwinn. The giant spread-eagle tattoo spanning his chest is actually a prank his fraternity brothers played on him. French drapes and 420-count Egyptian cotton sheets. The low rider chopper in the garage? His brother's. The Cabriolet? His. He's not afraid to cry... . while watching Lifetime. 47. Heterosexual Flight Attendant A rooster in the henhouse. Uncomfortable dark blue or burgundy wool suit that desperately tries to look official.

His incredibly aggressive manner can get him thrown in jail. 17. White Boyee He has mad skillz and doesn't front. He protects his woman by throwing wild gang signs Edward Scissorhands-style. Our man takes care of his appearance. Expect a satin sweat suit and bling. For a chapeau he tops it off with a bandana, sheer do-rag, or phat visor worn at a strict 30-degree angle —sometimes all three at the same time. P. Diddy, Vanilla Ice retro beat. Eminem. A "sweet" BMX bike. He always has your back. Not when paying the meal though.

Again? Are you sure? " He drives you up to make-out point—and locks the doors. Only you know his dirty secret. Nobody likes a tongue bath. 7. Thrifty Chuck E. Cheese on the first date? That should have been a red flag. And when you do go out to a place without skeeball, he doesn't order dessert. He'll just have a bite of yours. * Last year's Old Navy khakis and denim shirt off the clearance rack. Whatever came with the phone. And don't expect many calls if you're not in his friends and family network.

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